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Written by rDad
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Thursday, 03 July 2008 11:14 |
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 If you have ever been standing at the front of a crowded line in your local grocery store while meticulously counting your coupons and regurgitating your life story in a very 'Harliquinesque' dialogue to the teenage checker who could care less about your sappy life only to have the guy behind you slap you on the ass and tell you hurry the hell up; I am guessing we've probably met.
I'm the single dad standing behind you wearing the 'I wish I could kill you' grin. I am the guy with a life. I am the sinlge father who wishes you would somehow find your brains in that oversized, hobo pouch disguised as a purse while you are digging for that five cent coupon on Fancy Feast cat food. I can't follow you outside the grocery store and slap some common sense into you so I am going to immortalize your inability to recognize the fact that the world does not revolve around you or your life as humorous musings in my blog.
Welcome to rDadslife.com. Delve into the life and mind of a single father raising three disgusting, rambunctious, crazy, rowdy and completely amazing boys....and doing it all on his own. From piles of disgusting laundry to the always funny fart jokes you will find my life isn't so different from that of any other parent. My life is just a little more out of control and a lot more digusting.
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Written by rDad
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Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:02 |
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So Tiger Woods is a confessed sex addict and the entire world is suddenly mesmerized by the fact that a young, rich, good looking, highly competitive, perfectionist and professional athlete has an intense sexual appetite. What else would you expect from a testosterone driven person who has been made to compete his entire life? Trust me, this cats’ instincts aren’t to sit on the couch in a cardigan while reading the paper. This cat only wants to hunt. The only question I will pose to the masses is simply this; when Tiger was in his late teens and on into his early twenties, before he became married did anyone even care how many women he slept with? In fact, based on modern societal classification wouldn’t Tiger be considered a stud for having tagged and bagged so many women?
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Written by GTK31
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Tuesday, 16 June 2009 08:00 |
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As a single father of three boys I do my best to know everything my kids do, when they do it and who with (wait til' they start dating....oh what fun they will have). One of the ways I keep control of their environment and monitor their friends is by offering to be the house where all of the kids want to hang out. When my garage door opens the neighborhood kids come running. It is at this point where the wine gets uncorked because out come the skateboards, go-karts and bikes only to unleash the screaming, fighting and all nonsense that goes along with squaring in the overwhelming amounts of youthful testosterone.
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Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief |
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Written by rDad
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Wednesday, 17 February 2010 04:18 |
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I walked into Percy Jackson with my kids in tow, eighty plus dollars poorer and patting myself down furiously searching for the flask I was sure I had brought along. I hadn’t. Now the only thing I was sure of was that I was in for a long, boring and sober afternoon watching a damned kids movie (don’t judge me!!). I walked out of Percy Jackson glad I wasn’t drunk and happy I had actually watched this one. The other thing I was sure of is how hot Uma Thurman is even with a head full of snakes!
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rDad's Salsa Verde Carnitas |
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Written by rDad
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Tuesday, 16 June 2009 21:39 |
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I know my last dish was also a carnitas recipe, but in spite of the minor duplication in dishes this latest entry is vastly different from the previous dish. My mom (Nana) will soon be out for the summer to hang with my three crazy boys and that means this single dad is going to be doing quite a bit of cooking. And, the one thing Nana always asks for is Mexican food. Not quite sure why being that she lives in Houston, but who I am to question. When free daycare is being provided my motto is always, 'what Nana wants is what Nana gets'. The one thing I love about this Salsa Verde Carnitas dish aside from its simplicity is the fact that you can save it for sandwiches or even serve these carnitas over rice. Either way you and your family will love the results.
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